Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.

Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021

Evan

Is a dumb bitch

Evan is an Evan

by Ooooogaha boogggah March 3, 2020

Landrey Evans

A kinda hearted girl who will do anything to make u happy,she’s a hard worker and if you treat her right she’ll treat u right,she’s been through a lot and if u have messed up she will forgive ,she’s a rest person to talk to when ur down and will put u before her,she’ll love u even if she’s mad at u and she will make u wanna never lose her.

Oh have u talked to landrey Evans ,yeah she’s so sweet she makes me feel wanted and cares

by Landrey March 23, 2019

Evan

To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

“Oh no stfu evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

Evan Belzu

A certain individual who is famous in the Roblox community and allied with an individual named "Calin Madi" for their 23 subscriber special.

"Hey dude, ever heard of Evan Belzu? That guy did that one collab video with Calin Madi"

by jban12 August 21, 2024

Evan

The weirdo on the bus that thinks he’s funny but isn’t. Kinda funny but totally overrated. His looks are mediocre and he has no game.

“Look at Evan, such a weirdo”

by Mackdaddy123456 February 7, 2019