Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

erecodile

When Your Horny and your Dick is as Big and Vicious as a Crocodile

Man 1:Bro that Chick Is Making me Erecodile
Man 2:Better Go Beat It Of in The Toilets

by Hard Nips Make My Nips Hard April 30, 2016

Erectionary

A dickin' down on a girl so good that it's revolutionary

man that girl got an erectionary this mornin

by chcecc06010510 October 4, 2016

Erectusaurus

When you can tell the largest person in the room has a boner

Did you see Dillon, he has a boner.
Ya he's the erectusaurus in the room right now.

by SimplyOG June 2, 2016

Erexcellent

Erexcellent

When an item or moment is so excellent in design or conceit it inspires an erection.

" How does it feel to be Prime Minister?"

- "Erexcellent."

"I say blud, how are you finding your new luxury yacht?"

- "Mmmm erexcellent, thanks."

by Reguez June 21, 2016

erectophile

A person who enjoys looking at erect penises

The boss caught Bill looking at porn again, he's such an erectophile.

by Chingatch Croute September 16, 2016

erektionös

Term used to describe the awesomeness of something that was hard to accomplish, later discovered being weird and was yet worth it.

- "Did you see that hot chick? Got her number!"

"I heard she's got a d*ck dude..."

"Ugh..."

"Still erektionös if you'd ask me!"

by NikdoubleD November 21, 2016