colorguard

There are exactly 3 types of people in colorguard:

1) The sluts that want to wear the usually skintight outfits.

2) The fat sluts that think they look good in the skintight outfits.

3) Gay guys.

Spectator 1: "Whoa, why is there a team of whales on the football field?"

Spectator 2: "Oh, that's just the colorguard"

Spectator 1: "Oh, holla"

by Buttmonger March 21, 2005

colorblind

Focusing on the similarities between people of different races without acknowledging that visible differences affect how the world perceives us.

Racism is more than symbols such as burning crosses and hooded clansmen; it is part of people's everyday lives. Anyone who thinks otherwise is colorblind.

by running man April 21, 2009

Colordumb

when you are looking at something that is clearly a specific color. And the person next to you refers to it as a color IT IS NOT.

I have on a RED shirt. And my shirt is Clearly RED. MY girlfriend says"Nice ORANGE shirt". She is Colordumb

by Vandie5150 May 27, 2010

clankin colorado capsul

A pill capsule fill with some crazy colorado dope.

Steven took a clankin colorado capsul and ive never seen any one so geatered out in my life

by stephin April 7, 2005

paint with colors

When you have sex with a girl while the is having her period or on the rag

My girlfriend was so horny on her period that we decided to paint with colors

by vaughn69 May 1, 2006

High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 2

5. MAY or MAY NOT be a sport- IT DEPENDS ON WHAT LEVELS THEY ARE IN/ DISTRICT, STATE, or COUNTRY THEY ORIGINATE! (THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER)
JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACTIVITY:
Some "sports" actually work very hard and kick butt while others may just stand around doing silly things... DEPENDS. ON. CLASS!!!
guard is guard. it does not matter whether you hate it or if you hate the hater of it. you can only truly know what it is if you had experience, but not all experiences have the same conditions. so SHUT UP EVERYONE imma guard kid and i love it and we have to run at least a mile every practice and that's only a small fraction for warm ups. NOT ALL GUARDS DO THIS SO GET THIS IN YOUR HEADS THAT YOU CANNOT BE A PROPER JUDGE OF WHAT ONE GUARD DOES OUT OF MANY unless you are a qualified guard judge... then i'm honored you are reading this! :3
But still, it. depends. on. LEVEL!

High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 2 Ex.s

BOBBY: *shows Bob the guy that tosses a 7 with his rifle while sitting*

BOB: so what? aren't those things paper weight?

BOBBY: In order for the equipment to be allowed or qualify to be standardized(guards have to spin standardized equipment for a certain amount of time to avoid penalties and can add other things for more GE), they have to weigh a certain amount. The poles and silks or "flags" have to be top heavy and have some weight at the bottom. Some flags have actual specifically measured weights as most people put washers and bolts at each end. This ensures that the flags, when tossed, don't go flying in outer space. This also keeps the flags in motion while tossed. Flags used can be SUPER GIANT or extremely tiny.

by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011

chlora

noun; she's got like that sassy black grandma-that-can-burn-you-with-the-wink-of-an-eye-woman that when she talks is kinda hard to understand but you know you better not mess with it.... like honey on toast with capers.

dude, i tried to get away with something, but i totally just got chlora-ed. that's a challenging one.

by super luper April 22, 2010