colorguard

There are exactly 3 types of people in colorguard:

1) The sluts that want to wear the usually skintight outfits.

2) The fat sluts that think they look good in the skintight outfits.

3) Gay guys.

Spectator 1: "Whoa, why is there a team of whales on the football field?"

Spectator 2: "Oh, that's just the colorguard"

Spectator 1: "Oh, holla"

by Buttmonger March 22, 2005