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Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020
mugGet the Hawaiian Hernia Checkmug.

bughead reality check

that moment when you realize bughead is fake and there will never be a real life relationship like that in your life (other than sprousehart) and symptoms consist of: heart breaking, depression, and wanting a jughead for your own (season one only tho thx)
I just got a bughead reality check when i went on a date.
by epic tracer November 29, 2018
mugGet the bughead reality checkmug.

Cash Ya Check

keep bumping ya gums and imma cash ya check !
by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond February 27, 2020
mugGet the Cash Ya Checkmug.

check your six

An expression used to inform someone that there's a target at their 6 o' clock position.
1: "Check your six."
2: "... Damn."
1: "Told ya."
by n00bert December 26, 2008
mugGet the check your sixmug.

check your life

a wideley used term in the Kelowna, British Columbia area, derrived from the hockey locker room, you can use the phrase anywhere. Mainly used to shut someone up, and stops them from acting stupid.
"Hey Bob, look what i can do"

"Hey Joe, check your life"
by Scotty Cardno May 25, 2005
mugGet the check your lifemug.

check your pancakes

When you have something important to tend to.
"Crap - I better check my pancakes!!"
by diceyj August 25, 2004
mugGet the check your pancakesmug.

Checkout check out

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.
Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
mugGet the Checkout check outmug.

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