A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021

budget

Budge It

To move something out of place. Opposite of nudget (Nudge It)

<YudGherp> It won't budge!
<PruneMech> Then budget harder, asslace!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

Bodge

A Huge massive nose.

Wow! his bodge is massive
oh my god, what a bodge!
super size that bodge, will you?
bodge has a massive bodge.

by andre65 May 23, 2005

Bodger

A newly born badger

This female badger just gave birth to several bodgers.

by Tonely May 12, 2011

budged

When your A.D. won't hunt the money, it means that your budged is limited and the purchase countryside is disappointing.

You have 22 of budged, of which 12+5 are gone for Vucinic and Riise!

by Coozi June 26, 2008

Bidget

A small bitch who lies when cornered.

"Heather's a bitch and a midget...she's a bidget!"

by Elchihuahua July 29, 2008

bludge

bludge - verb - to annoy, be dishonest, cop out, etc.

That class is bludgin' me.

Guy #1: 'dude I lost the bud'
Guy #2: 'bludgements!'

by doo doo baby April 7, 2005