Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

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Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

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the beatles

a massive fucking cult that will destroy you from the inside out. yooo took your biscuits.

the Beatles: a band that influenced many horny teens and sad adults.

by georgeharrison67 November 1, 2025

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throw you a beaten

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.

If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.

by Jodygirl December 14, 2007

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A small town full of yokels and banjo players near Cowdenbeath. One time respected town as it was the birthplace of Rangers Legend Jim Baxter. Sadly it is now full of neds and backwords people which is defined by the fact that Celtic Uber Ned Scott Brown was also born there.
Some say Deliverance was based on Hill Of Beath

Why is the chav with no teeth playing that home made banjo?" - "He's from Hill of Beath, he's a yokel" "Ah right

by Johnny Bear Wrestler January 22, 2011

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