tag bastard

When you miss type rat bastard and send it to your friend.

“You tag bastard!” “What does that mean?”

by Quacky boy21 March 19, 2021

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Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!

by Chadothan April 18, 2024

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hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

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a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)

Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025

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Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

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bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020

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