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openly based

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.
"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote
by JoeBidensHusband June 5, 2021
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Your Third Baseman

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.
Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman
by theTrooper January 9, 2013
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Mint City in the Basement

1) A state of pure bliss
2) Name of best EASHL team on nhl22
3) When your playing EASHL 3v3 and the boys score a goal off of pure poetry in motion resulting in a similar feeling to a wet dream
*Goal Scored*
Mark - “Fucking beautiful
Kevin - “ Yea that was mint”
Steve - “Mint city in the basement
by MarkyTep15 November 7, 2021
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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."
Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003
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basement

I"M IN THE FRIKIN BASEMENT
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020
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Baseline

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.
Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.
by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010
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