Freezin Balls

When one is so cold, that it feels as if their balls are freezing into an ice like state.

Cor blimey Chris, this weather is freezin balls material.

I'm absolutely freezin balls now that I can't pay my central heating bills.

by Seharvey December 15, 2011

ball gargling

An ancient technique where the individual places another individual's testicles into their own mouth then proceed to furiously rinse them in their spit, snot and saliva. The origins of ball gargling are still argued over to this day by many historians. The technique is notoriously difficult to master, though once mastered it is reportedly one of the most effective ways in making partners coom.

"Hey bro, wanna try some ball gargling?"
"I dunno bro, it seems kind of weird. Bro."
"Bro, it'll be fine bro, I'll say like no homo or whatever, bro."
"Hey bro, that sounds good man."

by lickySoSticky49 March 11, 2022

ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.

That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!

by the big sack June 16, 2009

ball raiding

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.

Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!

by Aaron Johanson December 9, 2008

Ball-Seance

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020

Tard ball

A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round

Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.

by James Mynott December 3, 2006

deep balling

When a guy plows a lady’s ass so hard his balls wedge between her ass cheeks.

I was deep balling Carrie so hard my balls were wedged between her ass cheeks.

by Golf19 November 23, 2017