baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.

That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5

by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 24, 2020

Chicken shake ‘n Bake

When a man inserts his Johnson into a Costco chicken bake.

We’re Costco guys. Of course we always get the Chicken shake ‘n Bake.

by Kirkland Signature King December 4, 2025

Epic Baked

Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.

Man, that bong hits so well. I'm epic baked.

by cienade October 16, 2010

Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside

I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

glicken bake

When you penetrate a Kirkland signature chicken bake with a Costco hotdog

Person A: I was thinking of hitting the soup kitchen tonight… I haven’t eaten in 3 days and the fent is wearing off
Person B: nah fam just head to Costco and get that signature Glicken bake

by Mormon Jesus June 14, 2024