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tar baby

A dummy made of tar, which cannot be struck without getting oneself hopelessly stuck to it--from the story "Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Fox" by Joe Harris, as told by his fictional narrator, Uncle Remus.

Tar baby has become short hand for a situation better avoided than confronted.
The issue of immigration has become a tar baby for president Gearge W. Bush.
by thalio May 23, 2006
mugGet the tar babymug.

knuckle baby

Lindsay Lohan posed naked for Playboy, and I gave birth to a knuckle baby.
by peo May 24, 2008
mugGet the knuckle babymug.

Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010
mugGet the Baby Showermug.

nigger baby

i need to go to have a nigger baby *heading towards the toilet*
by joepoww March 16, 2009
mugGet the nigger babymug.

Baby Mama

A woman who has a child out of wedlock with a man. She may or may not be in a relationship with the man, but most of the time, she's not. She may think she has some sort of postion or leverage in the man's life, just because she had a child with the man, but all she is, is a baby mama, nothing else. Some baby mamas use the child as a pawn or weapon to "get what they want" from the child's father, IE: money, food, sex, etc. If the man is in a realtionship with a woman who has no children, the baby mama may become jealous and cause baby mama drama.

A stereotype associated with baby mama's is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying she was on the pill, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him. Not all baby mama's are like that. The majority of them just act like they can control the man just because they had a seed with them, and make it difficult for the man and threaten to take the child away or sue for more child support if the baby mama doesn't get her way.
Damn, there go Jayro's baby mama. That bitch is always trying to get something from him.

Yo, did you hear about Reggie's baby mama? That bitch got an extra $600 a month from him in child support, now he broke as a joke!!

I don't mess with Mookie anymore. Ever since his baby mama found out about us being together, she won't stop calling him.

I'll never be a baby mama. I'm wifey material, and a man ain't gon get me pregnant without marrying me first!!!!

Man, my baby mama talking crazy. That bitch said if I don't come over and give her some money, I won't be able to see my son.

Bitch, you just a baby mama. If he really loved you, you'd be his wife.
by LBankso October 30, 2007
mugGet the Baby Mamamug.

Nigger Baby

An old saying for a small black licorice candy.
That is a nasty nigger baby!!!
Jan threw the nigger baby in the fire cause nobody wanted it.
by Jon Jacob April 23, 2006
mugGet the Nigger Babymug.

baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014
mugGet the baby thievesmug.

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