going left

When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.

Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.

by lefty1011 October 18, 2013

Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.

OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!

by slabbinpits February 12, 2012

Conga Left

At an intersection when there is a long line of cars waiting to make a left turn, one car stops in the opposing lane to let another through and the entire line drives bumper to bumper to make the left hand turn. Much like a conga line in which many people will follow right behind each other.

"I stop to let one person turn in front of me and the whole damn line of traffic pulls a Conga Left"

"Thats what you get for being nice"

by Biig. A-HUBS April 14, 2012

left centre

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.

"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"

by silkbowtie January 11, 2012

left-wing

Umbandism, transsexualism, more taxes, gynocentrism, lockdown, heterophobia, misandry, pro-State, reverse nazism, communism, nudism, socialism, bolivarianism, economic interventionism, globalism, marxism, drug liberalization, abortion, criminal rehabilitation, estatization, progressivism, feminism/femism, machism, atheism, neutral pronoun, gender ideology, sexual libertinism, homosexism/gayzism/lesbianism, supremacy of civil servants, supremacy of proletariats, supremacy of the poor, supremacy of poverty, supremacy of criminals who are neither military nor police, supremacy of trade unionists, female supremacy, LGBT supremacy, disarmament, black supremacy and false paternity/maternity

I hate left-wing.

by Willez May 22, 2023

Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.

I love eating a good left nut!

by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023

Three Left

The act of having one’s wife, Girlfriend or husband fucked

Don’t bring your wife or girlfriend to a three left show, they will get fucked! (Dummer said don’t forget husbands!)

by Thx1277 May 26, 2023