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april fools 

n. When a man is engaging in anal sex with a partner and comunicates to the partner that he is finished, then as the partner turns around he is greeted by skeet in the face and eyes while hearing "April Fools!"
On all other days this is known as a Houdini
Tomorrow I am going to pull an "April Fools" on Cindy
april fools by Nashawaty April 24, 2005
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April 18 

National listen to twenty one pilots day. And you can also slap any of you’re friends that don’t.
Me: *listens to twenty one pilots and cries*
Friend: “why are you crying?”

Me: “it’s April 18” *realizes that they aren’t crying because they haven’t listened to twenty one pilots yet* “let me slap you!”
April 18 by Clikkie13 October 29, 2019
Oh wait she’s born on april 3 dude that means she’s gay
April 3 by Jennifer globerman October 27, 2019
Comes from 'Aprilis' which is Latin for April, which is the month the Europeans first arrived in Cape Town.
Aprilian by Ruks May 13, 2005

April 26 

This day in particular, is when people with curled-like hair are born. As people with the curly hair genetic turn out more attractive, if they were to be born on this exact day, it’s almost impossible to take your eyes off of them. They stand out and above the crowd and it’s easy to feel intimidated at first glance.
Jack: Wow, look at her and her flowing hair!

Dominic: She’s so fine! She must have been born on April 26th.

Jack: Then go talk to her.

Dominic: I can’t, she’s just so hot!
April 26 by Jacqueline<3 November 20, 2019
It’s snowing and no one fucking knows why
Guy 1: yo why is it snowing
Guy 2: it’s April
Guy 1: it’s FUCKING SPRING
April by Definitelynotmyrealname December 4, 2019