Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021

aaron alabowka

You live in BC and your birthday is May 16th

Aaron alabowka is not smart

by Suclme May 14, 2021

The Alamo

I forgot

Texan: "Remember the Alamo
Me: "No"

by p1kler November 8, 2021

Possibly Alan

amazing, funny, cute, happy person,

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"

by jackakaka January 3, 2022

Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!

Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.

by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022

diona alani

diona alani is the coolest out there, abut clumsy but a fan fav ;)

If you want to use it in a sentence you wold say “omg that girl with the back is so diona alani” and use the name as a compliment

by dionazaria222 March 9, 2022

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022