squirrel

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan
by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019
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That one kid in class that never gets their work done. Usually uses the phrases; 'bruh' 'your mom' and 'oop'.
Squirrel get back to work. What are doing? not your work.

Who spilled the water everywhere? Squirrel did.

What's up Squirrel? Back at it again.
by bruuuski November 07, 2019
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Squirrel

A squirrel is when someone is after sex because they want to nut.
Man them hoes a squirrel, you know why? Because, they only want the nut
by Skay.West November 07, 2021
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squirrel

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.
Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.
by Monkey Tennis 63 June 25, 2010
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Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.
Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.
by reynoldswrap27alex April 09, 2011
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The act of being distracted, drawn away from something
Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!
by Hibiki Hanks January 17, 2012
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A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"
I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.
by KewTy January 29, 2017
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