by Jon Bandero November 7, 2010
Get the Hookie Monstermug. Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.
The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.
The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.
OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!
looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!
looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!
by al copella November 14, 2011
Get the shit-monstermug. Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.
by Def my real name May 23, 2021
Get the Monster Mashmug. This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
Dude, did you hear about Ellen?
No what happened?
At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
No what happened?
At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009
Get the Closet Monstermug. another word for penis.
by chris doberstein August 18, 2008
Get the sea monstermug. After you cum in a girls mouth and she goes to swallow you punch her in the stomache making the it shoot out of her nose. voila! a sea monster
by 50187 July 28, 2006
Get the Sea Monstermug. a bonk monster is a person of teenage years who has very little maturity and so lets themself do whatever they feel like.
A bonk monster would also be obsessed with sex and killing...but not in the same place.
A bonk monster would also be obsessed with sex and killing...but not in the same place.
by lord funkington May 26, 2004
Get the bonk monstermug.