Max Grafe

The supreme lord of all. A god at DDR and a force to be reckoned with at Call of duty and most First Person Shooter games.

He looks at porn all day and drinks milk while talking to hot chicks online, he always wants to score and he thinks you should start worshipping him now.

No one can taste his skill at computers because he's already hacking into yours now. Get back to work.

I love max grafe, i want to make lots of kids with him - Jenna Jameson

by Max Grafe August 2, 2004

Max and Bri

The best couple ever! Max kissed her friend, and Bri says she doesn’t like him (even though she does) 😊

Max and Bri are perfect together

by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

Emo max

Known for annoying the hell out of his family he gets it from someone named emo josh the one that you would see hanging on a tree and a corny joke on a sheet right next to it. He is also known for screaming reeeeeeee and having a dog that he rapes all the time. He is a torn main and has a nacked torb body pillow.

You are such a emo max

by Emo reeeee June 16, 2018

Max Chee

a loser

Kaleb: Can you believe that guy? He's such a Max Chee

by A-Loser June 10, 2018

Max Green

Max Green is currently a midleval KOD member. Respected by his fellow mebers Max see that all of his perinoia about the actions of KOD are heard. Besides that Max enjoys lighting things on fire. Max is also know to have some of the worst tasting food in his house, but his room is made like a lounge. Max also enjoys harasing peaple.

Max Green said "don't do that, my neighbors will wake up and tell my dad"

by KOD April 25, 2005

max thompson

A complete faggot who has one massive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. He likes to insult people by calling them 'specky cunts' or telling them there maths percentages. This is because he is a swotting bastard, and he cant speak properly. His house is gettin wrecked soon

"That max bloke has one mother fucker of an ear"

by DMC April 22, 2005

metro max

a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself

guy: Hey look at that hollister fag, hes such a fake
girl: ok
guy: at least im not fake
girl: dude, you are a wannabe metro, your the fakest person i know
guy: sh***********t

"Holy Heck! Look at that metro max, with his matching puma track jacket and shoes. He is SUCH a poser!"

by Brandi Lyn August 28, 2008