<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.

Jordell: "A nameless mod!!??!" <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE

by Jordell August 3, 2007

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

b1=1

Stupid, inept, unable to think. similar usage to 747.

This is originally a medical term taken from MDS Assessments. Question B1 is "Comatose" and an answer of 1 would indicate "yes".

Person 1 does or says something stupid

Person 2: oh god, you see that?
Person 3: yeah, B1=1.

by djfly June 20, 2007

Up-1

An unit stands for 'ugly presentation'. When someone is an Universal Pollution for you, his works would be an ugly presentation. Kindly reminder that Up-1 is (something) per ugly presentation, but does not actually mean Universal Pollution.

Mr. Pollution you still do not hand in your maths homework.
Up-1

by Heyhohahey November 7, 2018

#1 mom

A woman that no other mom can beat out.In other words, a mom that will always be there for her kids or other people's children.

You are the #1 mom

by Kkjr15 July 29, 2017

1-10

1:can't even look at you
2: don't wanna look at you
3: might look away a lot

4:can stand to talk face to face
5:average
6:okay
7: okay but being nice
8: cute
9: hot
10: hot and they like you

Girl: what would you rate me 1-10
Guy: 8 to 9
Girl: thanks

by Frostygirly January 15, 2019

December 1

it is take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy af
when you stop being grumpy af, you should put out Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood

"it's December 1st"
"you know what that means"
"it's take your blanket, throw it on the ground and sit on it and stop being grumpy and put up your Christmas lights and start getting your Christmas mood"

by idothisnotyoudothis November 22, 2019