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kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021
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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019
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jelly

that jelly we smoked last night was good
by evz123 August 11, 2009
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Scoop that jelly

A sexual action most times used before sex. This action consists of a male pleasuring a female by putting his fingers (most times he puts 2 fingers) inside a womans vagina and massages the inside of her vagina and/or at time quickly taking his fingers inside and out fastly, Creating lots of pleasure for the female. Most times during this action the woman can moan in satisfaction or antisipation. Sometimes this action can be used by a womon and a male, a woman and a woman, or a woman by herself.

The rubbing of a woman's vagina by herself or by someone else.
Bethanna- i heard that your sister got "satisfied" last night
Africa- Yeah i know im the one that told Daisy that told you
Bethanna- How did you find out?
Africa- I heard her moan, then she yelled "YES, scoop that jelly!!!"
Bethanna- OMG
by Big, Blonde and BEAUTIFUL! March 22, 2010
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Jelly Butter

The 'gross' mix of jelly and peanut butter that just doesn't take quite right.
*Sigh* "I hate it when mom buys the jelly butter."
by Earthquaker1987 April 7, 2011
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Jelly rocker

A jelly rocker is someone who is chubby but not nasty fat and they are hot as hell, therefore they rock the jelly.
guy 1: hey dude look at that girl she is BANGIN
guy 2: i don't know she looks kind of pudgy
guy 1: nahh man she's a jelly rocker, she be rockin that jelly
guy 2: hmm i guess your right she is kind of sexy
jelly rocker: Its more cushion for the pushin ;)
by 350poundniggahh April 30, 2011
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jelly trout

the vagina
I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!
by Teratogen December 4, 2010
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