kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

jellyed

Swinded, screwed over, cheated, lied to, stolen from

I got jellyed on that trade.

by Beerdeity September 21, 2016

Jelly Sandwich

An Amazing couple

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.

by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018

Jelly

One of the best call of duty snipers that you guys have ever witnessed. Sources say that within months he will be a member of FaZe Clan. Also has extremely gorgeous hair and loves making people salty. Drinks a lot of beer, preferably Corona and Michelob Ultra.

That boy Jelly a different breed on the sticks.

I wish I could be like Jelly one day.

by GelatoThaDon December 31, 2019

Jelly

An African American from the hood of your local city who is very loud, act like a clown, gets in with a lot of trouble, and wears clothing such as True religion, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, and Jordan to overly flex like a dumbass.

Nigga 1: Yo let's hit the west in Tyrell's hood? He ordered the fight, and is throwin down a party.

Nigga 2: Bruhh Tyrell fucks with that nigga D'aireon!

Nigga 1: So what does that mean?

Nigga 2: That niggas a jelly!

Nigga 1: Dont worry he won't cause trouble unless he brings the LaVelle street niggas, you best know they some real Jellies!

Nigga 2: Yeah bruhh, You know those goofy niggas straight up clownin my nigga! smh...

by Bay Road Runna June 21, 2017

jelly queer

People who have lived in the United Soviet Socialist Republic.

I ran into a Russian yesterday and I was like, 'What up you jelly queer! How's living in Soviet Russia?'.

by WEELEMONZ0 December 11, 2011