<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.

Jordell: "A nameless mod!!??!" <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE

by Jordell August 3, 2007

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

September 1

The day the hottest guys are born. These guys are hot, muscular and attractive.

Aiden: woah he’s hot
George: yeah of course he’s a September 1st

by Sparkzy April 13, 2021

december 1

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier

that has just completed NNN

ME:hey its december 1 just completed NNN

Her: *Attachment: 6 images

by meant for people November 28, 2021

1 page

Refers to one side of a printed piece of paper (aka a sheet).

Thus 1 page = 1/2 of a sheet.

"I put my printer in duplex mode so my 22 page report will only take 11 sheets of paper."

"My 1 page letter only uses 1/2 of a sheet of paper"

by mrjava241 November 20, 2011

January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

by .-.fuck you December 31, 2021

b1=1

Stupid, inept, unable to think. similar usage to 747.

This is originally a medical term taken from MDS Assessments. Question B1 is "Comatose" and an answer of 1 would indicate "yes".

Person 1 does or says something stupid

Person 2: oh god, you see that?
Person 3: yeah, B1=1.

by djfly June 20, 2007