pubesent man

Such a high balling unit that they are always a top g. pubesent man is the father of the disappointing pubesent boy. this immaculate man's favorite phrase is "hoes water pailioids." but for he is only a shadow of the pubesent chad... to be continued

holy guacamole is that a pubesent man!

by zinanthegreat January 4, 2023

playing confidence man

Playing Confidence man is when a guy willing dates or acts interested in a woman to raise her self esteem

Linda: "Wow I didn't know Rob was into Michelle"

John: "He's not, he's just playing confidence man"

by Mrpayday February 21, 2017

A Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

"What is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"

by RussianWithAPassion March 15, 2022

Man

Someone who doesn't get they can say " fuck you" to society even more than society ca say it to them, being pretty much a privilege.

Person1: Gosh, is so great to be a strong independent woman.
Person 2: NO, Katy! If they would want, men could take away all our rights. Stop being a gullible idiot and take the blackpill.

by entity 1 March 6, 2023

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.

I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.

by Pteryo November 12, 2023

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

Motion man

His name is Abeeeeeeeeeead Abid amotionman young motion getter motion lotion junior etc etc

If you wanna be like Abid the motion man you gotta have motion

by motionlotionJr January 2, 2024