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Shit-Box (X-Box)

For the record I have one of these pieces of shit along with a gamer tag but it's all collecting dust.A console that instead of actually having games on the PS2 or even some games on the gamecubes level, has to rely on overhyping there games with gimicks so that they SEEM good. Allthough it is the most powerful console of this generation the only games that show it's power are the tecmo games such as Ninja Gaiden, Dead or alive 3 etc. Final Fantasy on the ps2, and the RE series on Gamecube show more time and effort than halfassed overhyped games such as Halo 2. The console and it's games seem to only attract 8-12 year olds and casual gamers.

This is how you distinguish a real gamer from a casual 12 year old noob.

Ask him if he'd rather play a Metal Gear Solid game or Halo 2. Then judge by his answer.
Xbox fanboy- w00t I just got a Xbox for my 12th birthday and now I can make my gamertag. ooh whats this a friend request from "6th grader666"?

Xbox fanboy- No online PC games arent better. I get to pay to play with 10 year olds.

Xbox fanboy 3- Dont worry Halo I know your a noob game with huge hitboxes, autoaim and pussyass shield so you can run away in the middle of battle and try to attack again 3 5 seconds later, but I'll buy you and stick next to you cause it's all us casual gamers and children have.

Real talk- Sony specializes electronics and nintendo has been in the game business forever. Microsoft is only good for making computer Operating systems. The Xbox is just an attemp to to reel in casual gamers with a bunch gimicks. That was even said by a MS rep at the Xbox 360 press conference.
by SnakeDizzle September 3, 2005
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nut shit

This is a term used to describe something that is really awesome, that makes you go crazy, or "nuts." Tends to be used by "lax brahs" as a synonym for "ill" or "sick."
John: Dude check out this new CD I got! Have you checked it out yet?

Jack: Yeah brah. I listened to that yesterday, it was nut shit man.
by lazypotato May 6, 2011
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up shit creek with no paddle

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle
by tinab November 22, 2013
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A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)

No Bull-Shit Assesment. A truthful and realistic assessment of a situation, rather than, for example, a sugar-coated best case scenario.
When can I expect the tax report? Give me a No Bull-Shit Assesment (NBSA)
by TheMixedBag August 19, 2010
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The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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shit bitch fuck cunt

when you get frustrated and cant find the right words.
- dies in call of duty- SHIT BITCH FUCK CUNT!
by emocmen January 18, 2016
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