get your shit in line

A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."

I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.

by Theretheir April 20, 2017

Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)

The constant whining and complaining of illnesses and injury you don’t have. hypochondriac

Sammy has a sever case of Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)

by The diagnostics November 7, 2017

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018

Shit her boobs off

When a woman fuck up so much that it’s literally like she shit her boobs off.

Ginger got arrested, that girl shit her boobs off!

by Dallas stud January 19, 2020

who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.

You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day

by Cal_bill November 27, 2021

Shit stained stink hole

A butthole stained in shit, if you see one of these you got yourself into a pretty bad situation

Mann... Sophie really has a shit stained stink hole

by godgodgodgodpoop October 20, 2019