inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

G-Man

A man who lives in constant anger and agony that he takes all of it out my smashing plates. G-Man is obsessed with the collection and storing of plates. If you upset or frustrate G-Man who must run as he as precision aim and can smash a plate over your head from any distance. G-Man is most commonly seen at airport security stopping people from entering the country with illegal plates.

"G-Man split my head open with a plate again"

by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020

Rig Man

If a individual is a strange and/or unusual character.

"I was introduced to some guy named Shea, he was a rig man."

by Biggest doofus 123 March 24, 2022

Boogie Man

A UwU guy who has a axe in his hand

1: OMG I SAW SOMEBODY WITH A AXE AND IN PINK
2: was it the Boogie man~?

by Selena>< May 7, 2022

The man

Thinking you're the greatest person on earth while actually being a huge tool

Aaron: Hey guy I'm the man
Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit

by LAP2023 June 7, 2023

he manly man

Person who loves he man so much he fucked a life size model

I wanna fuck he man cause he manly man

by Wichapoocha gang May 20, 2020

appling up the apple man

Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/

The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.

Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.

Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.

"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025