Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit

A catchy song by crapper Will Shit Smith featuring a chorus of moaning sluts known as the Bar Gays.

Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.

by gregben October 30, 2022

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014

Cat 5 Shit Storm

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

i'm juss talkin' shit

When you make a statment that is joke.

Person 1: Bro, you like big bawty bitches?
Person 2: *no, response*
Person 1: hahaha, I'm juss talkin' shit

by cosmicunity February 24, 2019

Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.

Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."

by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013

Shit comes out of arseholes

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.

"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

by Anton bevermarsh January 8, 2021

get your shit in line

A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."

I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.

by Theretheir April 20, 2017