texas corn husker

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.

I gave her a texas corn husker

by Armrx January 13, 2016

Leftover Cream Corn

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.

My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.

by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015

Corn Syrup Daddy

Like a Sugar Daddy, but poor.

She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!

by therealyemmie November 9, 2019

Russian Corn Dog

A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.

Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?

Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...

by The Russian Master November 4, 2021

The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

alabama corn hole

The act of having sex with a close family member

I gave cousin Jill an Alabama Corn Hole

by gvvfgftghhy April 9, 2019

Corn Muffin Cock

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

by GM123 April 21, 2017