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Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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Whopper wash

When somone washes your sweaty balls
Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch
by Ajx20 April 9, 2021
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Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
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car wash fringe

The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.
When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!
by Kreme De Mentia July 1, 2011
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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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Washed up

Washed up is when your used up so to speak. When you’ve been around the block, and trying to be brand new.
Don’t hate because I’m the weekend type and you’re the washed up Tuesday 😂
by Mnj85 June 5, 2021
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Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
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