Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.
by King David October 09, 2004
Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014
an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.
oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.
by uncle buttcracker November 04, 2009
(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010
by Uncle Tickles January 16, 2011
While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)
Jarome: "Can you believe it, that bitch didn't want to deepthroat me?"
Tim: "What did you do about it?"
Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."
Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."
Tim: "What did you do about it?"
Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."
Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."
by MyEyesRBleeding May 17, 2004