tangalog

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hi tangalog

by trababy June 30, 2024

tangalog

/tanga•log/

(noun) A Filipino with Tagalog speaking language who lives typically in Luzon island, Philippines mainly Metro Manila known for being stupid at any things.

—tanga means stupid, log from the word Tagalog.

—origin: those who lives near a riverbank.

1. So many tangalogs on the internet.

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Tuna Flopped

Similiar to getting catfished or catfishing. Getting tuna flopped is when you meet someone online for the purposes of sex or romance but the other party’s intent is solely to rob you or do something else nefarious to you, usually when you’re in a compromising position. Similiar to fishing when the fish is baited and pulled out of the water and is then flopping around on the deck while the fishermen high five.

Bob got tuna flopped last night when he met a girl online and she stole his wallet while he was in the shower.

The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.

Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.

by But Sects November 29, 2024

tonga

a tonta monga

omg that girls dumb she’s such a tonga

by lillith.ss December 17, 2024

Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."

"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."

by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024

Tangaro

A word used in Venetian slang to describe a young guy who is particularly rough and provincial, with ostentatious but inelegant manners. Often used as the Venetian version of a "maranza".

"I can't stand Giovanni; he's a *tangaro*."

"I'm not hanging out with those guys; they're such *tangari*."

by anonymous December 30, 2024

tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative

Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.

by Sleezytydye January 16, 2025