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n. Arguably the most fucktarded band of the 20th to 21st century. Their following typically consists of mingers and fire hazards, most frequently both, while the concerts generally end in a giant shitpushing circle resembling the kanga. The adjective form of the word applies.
"I went to that Tool concert, I tried to wash myself but they just don't make water hot enough. Now I won't shit right for weeks."
by Sniko October 9, 2008
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1. acting or impersonating matt g in anyway.

2. matt g
by m4tt g February 18, 2009
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tool bag

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like
tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs
by reem12 March 8, 2009
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Toolbag

A word with literally no meaning at all. It is supposed to be an insult, but it fails consistently. It actually has a reversed result and makes the insulter look worse than the individual being insulted.
Girl: You are a Toolbag
Boy: gtfo.
by Thriller6969696969696 May 24, 2011
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Tool

you r a tool for reading this right now. if u dont know what a tool is u r probably one.
I am a tool because i am reading this right now
by Ben Dover III April 28, 2008
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A Tool

When someone does not realise when a word is being used wrong , being ignorant not using brain or common sense only believing what he see's
You are being a tool right now You really believe chickens are humans
by soulflyman October 26, 2018
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Toyota World of Lakewood Coustomers.
that guy is a stroker. TOOL!
by Salesman at Toyota world May 21, 2008
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