Hoe-tower

The one friend who helps you out by distracting annoying girls to get them away from you.

I can always count on Jonathan to be my hoe-tower.

by Grammarguncontrol November 9, 2014

water tower navigation

navigating your way on a cross-country road trip using the water towers at various small towns, which bear the town names

According to that water tower we are currently in Pinewood City, New Scotland County, just as expected. If we get lost we can continue to use water tower navigation until we get back on track.

by RepublicofC May 28, 2015

pole toker

Someone who sucks dick

Alex made me so mad, I just looked at him and screamed "your just a big ol pole toker!"

by Ol river turner May 8, 2016

book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.

Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?

by Fetty wherp September 3, 2016

double toker

When that one asshole doesn't pass the bong and takes another hit.

That bitch is a double toker, puff puff pass hoe!

by Bootheduck June 28, 2016

Eiffel Tower

When 4 girls are making out at the same time all together

Amber, Jessica, Natalie and I decided to do the Eiffel Tower together last night and it turned into an orgy.

by monkey2499 June 20, 2016

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016