A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.
Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016
Get the Hammer mug.Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."
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Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.
Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
Get the hammer straps mug.Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
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Get the gargantuan hammer mug.While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
Get the Chicago hammer marks mug.Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
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