ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.

ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.

by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tunisian Tank Twister

The Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) Is a sexual move where a man ejaculates inside of a woman's oxygen tank. The pressure from the air causes the semen to build up and move throughout the hose. It then accumulates in the nostrils and stops the victim from breathing. Similar to a Kansas Tornado.

Eric: Yo last night I gave my grandma a fire Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) and she died from it
Hank: Fire bro

by anonymous April 1, 2025

spank my tank

slapping of the booty.

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.

by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017

tank bunny

A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.

Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”

by Thecword52 December 19, 2022

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016