The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
Get the Robert Ernest Colemanmug. To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
Get the The Robertsmug. 
Richard Robert (hillbilly pronunciation: Dick-Bob) are two names that when combined create an amazing person who should be respected and loved for their leadership, hard work, loyalty, and dedication. The name Richard is a person who can bring laughter or a smile to someone's face with ease. He is also aware of his surroundings and will be overly cautious of fake or rude people. Robert is our holy lord and savior with a massive cock. So it goes without saying Richard Roberts have both of these qualities and should be treated as such. If you have a Richard Robert in your life you should be grateful and express your gratitude to them often.
by DarkAngel69 November 24, 2021
Get the Richard Robertmug. A great human being who doesn’t know how worth. Has a huge heart and when it is broken he has an anger that you cannot calm down. Had a very hard life growing up which has made him tough and at times emotionless but will always apologize when he realizes his faults.
by Fryz775 November 30, 2020
Get the Robert Josephmug. A mother fucker (when they let him) that is the reason we have to take a sexual abuse course at work.
by YourNameWasCarlosOnce November 6, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by mARCUS Karaasskzsa s November 2, 2014
Get the roberts pillowmug.