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Jesus Milk

despite the fact that it is a slang word for semen or jizz. jesus milk is not used as a describing word or a noun. It is used as an exclamation to vent anger or frustration.

a lot like "oh shit", or "oh damn"
guy playing foosball rebounds a shot from the goalie into the goal.

"Ohhhh Jesus milk!!" i almost got by with that one
by leftnutbroekn August 11, 2009
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milking the cow

The act of squeezing the tits of the girl you're taking from behind - she's on all fours. See also milking the brown cow if you're doing the girl via the poop-shoot.
I was milking the cow when she asked me to switch from the playground to the garbage dump.
by big_schnasty January 31, 2005
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Milk Maiden

A blonde money grubbing ho that will sleep (or marry) with anything and take off with all of their loot.
That milk maiden bitch took my wallet after I fell asleep after she blew me.
by Calenture9 January 16, 2009
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Milk Maid

A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008
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Milk toast

Milk toast was a classic comic strip which featured a man who was a wimpy,pushover of a man. To call someone a milk toast is to say that they are easily persuaded!
"I'm going to go cut in front of that man in line!" "And he won't try to stop me because he is just like Milk toast!"
by Brookster dude September 21, 2017
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pussy milking

verb

A term used to describe the act of actual sexual intercourse between a male and a female, where the vagina is used to stimulate the male penis to orgasm. Pussy milking requires the vagina to continue penile stimulation until the act of ejaculation is fully completed. The same as milking the cock with emphasis on the vagina performing the task. The use of a vagina to completely drain the testicles of a male through vigorous penile stimulation. Another way to describe fucking.
"Do you like me pussy milking your cock Ass Hole?!"
by nocondoms666 August 8, 2016
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spilt milk

originated in the 1930s. another way of saying "i ejaculated" or "gizzed."
boy: i spilt milk on your daughter
mother: did you clean it up?
boy: she did with her tongue.
mother: ...ok then.
boy: she loved it.
by chris May 29, 2004
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