dutch trotter

the dutch trotter is like the the dutch rudder except you need to be really flexible its for those guys who have foot fetishes anyways>:you place your penis between your big toe and the other toe while the girl moves your leg so that you give your self a foot job.....
have fun

guy1: dude that babe we met last night suggested i try the dutch trotter it was fukn great
guy2: errmm bout that so called babe.......
guy1: huh??.... what are you gettan at bro?
guy2: that was my gay brother he paid me $100 if i didnt say nothing
guy1: meh doesnt matter least he didnt touch me or fuck me in the ass or make me give him a gobby
guy2: actually..........

by footsies March 31, 2010

Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.

I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.

by Xeneric December 30, 2010

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020

Dutch Dental Floss

The act of plucking the hairs from your butt/grundle, and use them as floss to get food out of your teeth.

Jimmy: Yo Craig, you have some food in your teeth.
Craig: It's alright. I'll just use my dutch dental floss to get it out.

by TommyBahama October 14, 2012

Dutch Oven Cake

When you shit in the bed and pull the covers over your partner.

Last night, I went to dutch oven my girl, but accidentally left her a steaming dutch oven cake in the bed.

by gumbolicious February 18, 2015

Dutch Water Wheel

A combination of a dutch windmill and soggy biscuit, where each man in the circle holds his penis with his right hand, puts his left hand on the man to his left's right wrist and makes him masturbate. They all ejaculate onto a stroopwafel, and the person on the right of the last man to ejaculate must eat the stroopwafel.

Simon - "Let's get some friends round and we can have a Dutch Water Wheel!"
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."

by Cryogenic April 29, 2015

Dutch Oven Suicide

Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.

Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?

Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.

by Some guy1 September 3, 2012