A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.
Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.
John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.
John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.
by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011
Get the Cunt Whisperermug. by Jumbotron July 20, 2007
Get the Cunt Punchmug. by doosey24 June 11, 2008
Get the cunting whoremug. A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.
What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Coupon Cuntmug. You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..
by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004
Get the cunting daughtermug. When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.
by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020
Get the Jedi Cuntmug. Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.
KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.
BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.
BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.
by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019
Get the Dumpy Cuntmug.