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11/12 - year old upgrade

This is for females:

When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.

WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
by DiamondGirl4567 April 16, 2009
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Kick a 4”11 girl day

Kick a 4”11 girl day , specifically someone you know
Kick a four 11: kick a 4”11 girl day
by Pp poo poo October 8, 2020
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bush did 9/11

a conspiracy theory created by druggies and pot heads claiming that former president George W. Bush played a role in the 9/11 attacks
Jimmy: hey Billy guess what
Billy: What is it Jimmy?
Jimmy: jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Billy: BUSH DID 9/11!!!
by DarkPathogen January 28, 2017
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Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 is the word that gives every d-boy PTSD when he entered the entrance zone.
D-boy: *Enters entrance zone*

Intercom: *boop boop* Mobile task force unit epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been recontained. *eeeeeeeekkk*
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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pass me your 11's

hey gyal, pass me your 11's u Peng ting
by privbox February 16, 2020
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If a domesticated canine barks incessantly for more than 10 minutes, a neighbor may execute said animal without legal repurcussion.
If you hate your neighbor's loud barking dog, Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11 is your favorite law.
by th3samiam September 20, 2008
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Have her back home by 11:00

Really means bring her back no later than 10:30.
Overprotective Father: Let me remind you that it's MY daughter you're dating. You'd better have her back home by 11:00, or so help me, you WILL marry her!

Boyfriend: 10:30. Got it.
by spinaltapsoundguy November 4, 2009
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