Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

Spider-Man

That guy from Fortnite

You wanna watch No-Way-Home it has the guy from Fortnite in it, Spider-Man

by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022

Spider

Gay

Gay Spider

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.

Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub

by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022

Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.

Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021

Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused

My coworker is a real spider fluffer

by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022

Barking Spider

Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.

When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day

“Barks”

What the hell was that?!

It’s those damn barking spiders again

by Adraa23 May 20, 2022