by Diustinswife December 22, 2016
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by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023
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by The genuine man June 4, 2022
Get the Spider-leg fuck mug.A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021
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by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
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He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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