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social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.
Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.
by sandraxine August 26, 2018
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Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking
by Master Of The Dicktionary February 25, 2011
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Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'
by MoscowA May 1, 2010
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Social Rock

Someone who is Antisocial. This person is usually rude, mean, jerkish or just extremely quiet.

Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?

Person 2: Nothin', you?

Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!

Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
by Blade-Kai August 6, 2011
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social CRM

CRM (customer relationship management)

1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software

2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.
I can follow my customer's eating & shopping trends thru review sites by using my social CRM software.
by @ideasfromlisa May 21, 2010
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Social signalling

A person making a statement to get a point across that gives them Reality or Internet clout.
Example 1: I have the latest iPhone!
Example 2: Jealous of my new 4K TV?... Its 120hz too!
Example 3: I went to a protest for (Insert political issue here)
Comeback: I do not care about your social signalling
by dankm3m3rzz May 24, 2021
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Social Dp

Social double penetration. Two mind cocks and one mind pussy, generally used as third-wheel
Man, I hung out with my bro and his girl last night, it was total fucking social dp
by Social Dp April 16, 2015
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