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sexy asshole dick small or big idk 

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sexy asshole dick small or big idk

big play small play 

It's like Lizsie and Chris love
Lizsie and Chris are into big play small play

BPSK (big puddle small kitty) 

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends
Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."
mike ox small by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

Try that in a small town

The EXACT lpgic used in inner city gang conflict... And prison...
Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"

Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "

Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"

severe acute small dick syndrome 

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass