This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug. All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.
by jefflebowski October 21, 2010
Get the Blue jean slidemug. My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.
by LuluBleu April 10, 2021
Get the Slip-n-slidemug. You can’t understand the ride but the slide will soon open up to you. It’s important to slide while you ride but not ride the slide as you glide.
by Jennatalls123 November 30, 2019
Get the Slide and ridemug. Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020
I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.
I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020
Get the Hawaiian Slidemug. by albino tim October 17, 2023
Get the Harlem Slip&Slidemug. A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.
by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018
Get the monkey slidemug.