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Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018
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Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020
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slip n slide

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023
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sliding off the sewer

Another way to say "committing suicide", mostly used in a joking manner.

This is derived from the word 'Sewerslide'
Person: I'm sliding off the sewer!
Person 2: Wait no don't do that
by haszgxzgif March 23, 2022
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Slate sliding

Northern Irish term meaning that you've a screw loose or losing your marbles
That man's got a slate sliding!
by irishandy May 25, 2010
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slide 7

if someone replies to your comment with this, it means your comment was so corny it got put on the 7th slide of a slideshow on tiktok
Person 1: It is an honor to attend this meeting my fellow sigma males 🗿🍷
Person 2: slide 7
by Kennatv January 29, 2024
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sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.
I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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