eye slap

eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.

eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads

Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.

The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.

Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.

by blahblahyaya July 4, 2009

Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.

"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*

by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011

Ditch Slap

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.

- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?

- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.

by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009

gabblin slap

when a bitch is gabblin the cock and bites down and u slap the shit out of her!

janice thies was suckin a fat sassage when she fucked up and bit too hard and got the resulting gabblin slap.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

bobo slap

When a guy comes on his hand and slaps someone else with it.

"Want me to come and bobo slap you?"

by GGReactors April 29, 2010

keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.

I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.

by Kusco March 24, 2008