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Simonic Nihilism

The belief that even if life is meaningless, we still choose to fight, to feel, to create—not because it changes the outcome, but because that’s what makes us human. It’s the defiance of giving in to emptiness, the quiet scream against the void. It’s crying out to the universe not for answers, but to be heard. It’s embracing the chaos, the heartbreak, and the beauty of existing, all while knowing none of it was promised.
When I read his poetry, it wasn’t just existential dread—it was Simonic Nihilism: the refusal to be silenced, even when no one is listening.
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Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.
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Sinmom

Single Involuntary Mom:
A woman who became a single mother through circumstances beyond her control—whether due to abandonment, failed relationships, or unplanned life events—and now navigates the chaos of parenting solo, often with zero support, limited time, and a growing collection of emotional damage. Not to be confused with choice moms—SINMOMs didn't sign up for this grind.
Related term: MOMCEL – a SINMOM who’s also celibate (not always by choice)
Could be used like: “SINMOM coping again” or “MOMCEL rage post incoming
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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
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Simmonator

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.
Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females
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