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Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.
I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.
by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024
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Stop signs

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.
New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.
by Knmagor March 29, 2024
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Turn Signal

A set of lights on a vehicle that, when activated by the driver, flash in pairs in the direction of a turn.
Dumbass 1: is that where we're supposed to turn?"
Dumbass 2: "Yes! Put your turn signal on!"
Dumbass 1: "why would I ever do that???"
Dumbass 2: " so people behind us know that we're going to be making a turn!!!'
by Shantyisablackcat January 3, 2025
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Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Vice Signaling

The opposite of Virtue Signaling. Instead of boasting about good thoughts and deeds, they brag about bad ones.

People may Vice Signal as a means to seem cool and edgy. Functioning as a “pick me” technique in conversations. It may also be used to one-up another persons statement.
Examples of Vice Signaling

*baby cries while being held*
“This baby doesn’t like me… it’s ok, I used to be a piece of shit. I’m not worried about it though, I don’t give a shit!”

“Oh you wake up at 5am? Hahaha, I’m never up earlier than 10am. Loser”

“Yeah I’ve done 10x whatever drug was just mentioned it was craaaayyyyzzzzyy”
by RolloBromassi February 16, 2025
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a variation of the mafia phrase " your signature or your brains"
Whereas your signature or your brains as a phrase should be kept in Mario Puzos The Godfather, the phrase your signature or your salary means...that you can fire any incompetent federal bureaucrat.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 16, 2025
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A new phrase meaning. Either you agree to my terms (terms perhaps less favorable to you) or you give up your salary altogether.
Your signature or your salary can also mean either you, as an incompetent federal bureaucrat, resign and take a severance package, or I fire you.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 17, 2025
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