half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt

Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????

by globro13016 September 8, 2016

half-price

Less than desirable, impressive, or noteworthy. Can be used to discredit the value of certain nouns.

"Wow, you guys see that new convertable truck thing? That shit is fucking price."
"What the fuck are you talking about? That's the most half-price piece of ugly garbage I've seen since the fucking El Camino"

by mal June 18, 2004

half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.

Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.

by Olin Oden December 25, 2007

Half cat

Felicia the Catgirl is a NAKED videogame character.

God I love half cats.

by drool August 22, 2003

giant half chicken half squirrel

yes the terrorist attempt was undertaken by a "GIANT HALF CHICKEN HALF SQUIRREL"

by god June 2, 2003

Half Pint

A person so pathetic he can only consume a half pint of beer.

Yo Half Pint, stop baby sittin' it!

by JT November 11, 2003

Half Moon

when usually a woman takes revenge on a guy for such sexual acts as , angry pirate, spider man, alaskan fire dragon, honey pot, forking .... while in bath or bed she rips of his large toe nail and jams it down the 'japs' eye of his penis in retaliation

tom is bored with his sex life , his wifes a bitch, he spices it up my while reciving oral cums into her eye and kicks her leg ( the angry pirate ) , later while relaxing in the bath together under the bubbles touches him into a stiffy , while with the other hand rps of his big toe nail and shoving it down his winky (Half Moon - the toe nail shape)
tom is hurt , badly

by SmokedK April 15, 2010