by Strpojek the strojek March 1, 2022
Get the mountain quail mug.A ski resort in New Jersey where the lines are longer than the trails, the food is pricier than the lift tickets, and the only thing more plentiful than the potholes in the parking lot is the attitude of the locals. Don't worry, the 45-minute wait to get on the 2-minute chairlift is totally worth it for the breathtaking views of the Jersey suburbs.
North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
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by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
Get the Brokeback Mountain mug.A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.
Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.
Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.
by SouthParkSkiInstructor August 21, 2012
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Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
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