boned in the morning

something chaswey's fans were saying during a live stream

viewer: i was boned in the morning

by SuperrMinmo November 1, 2019

Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up

“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry

You have a delicious morning pastry

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

morning brewtine

Sipping not coffee after da cock crows.

Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.

John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS

by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018